Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Not So Posh

I was at Starbucks near Columbus Circle having coffee with my girlfriend. I decided to get ANOTHER coffee and got in line behind a short white woman in her 30's wearing all black, very large sunglasses and a ton of make up. I thought she looked familiar but was not sure. She had a massive fucking diamond ring on her finger and I figured it was a wealthy celebrity. Another woman in the coffee place said was also staring at her and said "I thought you were taller" and then the mystery woman responded and I heard the English accent. Ironically I was reading "Glamour" magazine about 45 minutes earliar and recognized that I was in Starbucks with Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. She did not look like her perfect AIRBRUSHED photos I had just seen in the magazine. She had really really bad skin (on her face) that you dont see in the photographs. It is nice to know the beautiful people are not so beautiful in the flesh.

-Brother Mike Cohen, NYC